Many organizations are scrambling to save bees because they're a very vital part of our ecosystem, and joining in that frenzy is the last organization you would expect to so passionately advocate the importance of bees: Pornhub.
Bees are dying, people. We're doing next to nothing to stop the slow demise of the creatures that are essentially responsible for the continued upkeep of the ecosystem! Experts believe that bees are slowly dying out because of all the unnecessary frequencies that are buzzing through the air. In a sense, we're practically buzzkills, get it? Many organizations are scrambling to save bees because they're a very vital part of our ecosystem, and joining in that frenzy is the last organization you would expect to so passionately advocate the importance of bees: Pornhub.
The adult entertainment site is now pushing to do their bit to save the bees. Pornhub began a new channel which primarily focuses only on bees, which includes pollinating flowers and just, you know, buzzing around! The epic catch is that every time any viewer watches the videos, the adult entertainment site donates money to an organization that focuses on bee protection and preservation.
Pornhub has done more for our environment than our president.— Carlin Stiehl (@SirCarlinStiehl) April 16, 2019
Pornhub even posted a clever introductory video to this special genre of 'adult entertainment' which is a category aptly named 'BeeSexual', which begins with a fair and apt warning: Bees are dying, and without the tiny black and white bugs of mass destruction, we're in big trouble. The voiceover says: "Most plants and trees rely on bees to have sex and breed. But sadly, bees are dying off and without them, it’s lights out for nature’s sex life and no more fruits and vegetables for us. Pornhub presents BeeSexual."
The cutest most creative idea out there right now... #savethebees— Karla Lane #BodyPositive (@karlaxxxlane) April 16, 2019
It's actually a pretty clever ruse to turn people's attention to protecting the environment. Pornhub is effectively giving its users and viewers to become environmentalists! Here's the really clever part though. The videos aren't human-grade porn. Rather, the videos feature bees doing their own thing; buzzing about, collecting pollen and pollinating flowers. Essentially, nature porn! Every time someone watches these videos, Pornhub donates money to an organization that is centred around the preservation of bees.
"BeeSexual is a whole new genre of porn, dedicated to saving the bees. We turn short videos of foraging bees into what they really are – funny, kinky, nature porn," continues the voiceover. Yep, I know what you're thinking, this is just too damn kinky! But in a true, satirical Pornhub way, the adult entertainment site offered a little something extra to the nature videos.
Viewers won't just be watching a bunch of bees buzzing around on the screen. Rather, the fluffy little yellow and black insects will be voiced by some of the adult entertainment industry's most well-known figures such as Domino Presley, Brett Rossi, and Dante Cole.
The true impact of this little venture is something that is being praised by everyone. Fans of the adult entertainment site praised the efforts of BeeSexual and many are in favor of this rather unusual porn genre, with some praising Pornhub's obvious effort to save the environment, something that the government hasn't even thought about!
So be a soldier for mother nature and go watch some bees getting kinky!