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These Denim Trunks Are So Crazy They're Going To Make You Say 'DAMN!'

These Denim Trunks Are So Crazy They're Going To Make You Say 'DAMN!'

While many would covet a cute denim skirt or a smart pair of jeans shorts, there's a brand that offering a pair of blues for the beach.

Ah, denim. The silk of the masses. 

This cotton-blend thick material has been inspired by fashion so often that it's been re-made and remastered into outfits of different kinds. The one 'red carpet' moment that can never escape the annals of our memories is when Brittany Spears and Justin Timberlake stepped onto the red carpet in all-denim. 

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While many would covet a cute denim skirt or a smart pair of jeans shorts, there's a brand that offering a pair of blues for the beach. That's right, you can now get yourself a pair of denim swimming trunks or better yet, Speedos!

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Thankfully, the swimsuit isn't made of denim. The speedos, which have been cleverly marketed as 'Jeados', look exactly like a sturdy pair of denim jorts and have the ability to make you cringe. They're so tightly fitted that you'll be the center of attention at the hotel pool. 

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The daring briefs are the brainchild of Shinesty, and they come in three denim-themed colors: The classic Daytona Dong Sarong, the daring Assid Washers, and the ebony Houston Hog Holster. 

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The product's description reads: "They say jorts are the above-ground pool of the shorts world. We'd be inclined to agree. Our denim print swim brief, also known as the Jeado, also known as the Daytona Dong Sarong is just like that, except it is the above-ground hot tub of the swim brief world...or something like that. It is like eating a bag of chips in church. Everyone looks over at you with disgust, but deep down they want some too.

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"And if you're really risky you'll combine those last 2 sentences, eating a bag of chips in church while wearing this denim swimsuit. You'll probably get tossed out, but you'll look and taste good doing it. *These should be paired with caterpillar-style mustaches for optimal results."

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So if you're one of those people who can't deny the denim, there's a beachy option for your jeans needs. There's a one-piece available for women, too!

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